"Like and subscribe or Reichtangle will visit you next! Help, I think he’s in the kitchen!"
(Screams and drops the phone) "KURWA! He answered! What do I do?!"
"I have a garlic! And a cross! And I am a member of NATO!" "Like and subscribe or Reichtangle will visit you next
"I see you, tiny Pole. I am standing outside your borders. I am the shadow in your hallway. I am the ghost of empires past."
Voice from phone: "Is the Anschluss ready yet?" Germany: (Eyes widen) "Uhh… Polen? Who is that?" Poland: "I told you! RUN!" What do I do
"The rumors say if you call him at 3:00 AM, he will come to your house and… and… anschluss your living room! Okay, here we go."
[FADE TO BLACK]
"PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE REICH AGAIN! I JUST BOUGHT THIS BED!"