Dead In A Week: Or Your Money Back -

William has spent his entire life trying to be successful at just one thing: dying. Unfortunately, he’s as bad at suicide as he is at everything else. After seven botched attempts—including a bridge jump that resulted in a shallow splash and a toaster incident that only blew the fuses—William decides to outsource the job.

They strike a deal. William signs a contract for "Dead in a Week: Or Your Money Back." Leslie has seven days to take William out, and William can finally relax knowing his end is guaranteed. Dead in a Week: Or Your Money Back

However, the moment the ink dries, William’s luck changes. He meets Maria, a quirky editor who finds beauty in his gloom. Suddenly, William has something to live for. He tries to cancel the contract, but Leslie is a professional. A contract is a contract, and Leslie needs this kill to save his career. William has spent his entire life trying to