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"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.

"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician." famyli guy

Back at the Griffin house, Brian is sitting on the couch, sipping a martini and reading a New Yorker. Stewie walks in carrying a glowing, pulsating orb. "I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?" Did you know it’s just milk that got angry

"Precisely! But if it gets too full, it might explode and turn the entire town into—well, even bigger idiots than they already are."