The story follows Jace O’Dell, the town's resident "bad boy" bartender, and Olivia Moonbeam, a Vespa-riding, aura-reading hippie. When Olivia realizes Jace is being blackmailed into marrying a "kindergarten teacher from hell," she does the only logical thing: she kidnaps him from the altar.

Critics and fans alike praise the book for its and steamy romance . While it works perfectly as a standalone , it captures the eccentric spirit that Valente and Grant are known for in their collaborative work.

Broken-down clown schools, kittens, and several run-ins with the local law. Why Readers Love It

What follows is a chaotic, dual-POV journey through the quirky town of Happy Cat, where Jace and Olivia must navigate their undeniable chemistry while dealing with: A scheming ex-fiancée who won't let go.

Flight of Canada Geese on the Internet Archive

My Music Maker toy keyboard (wav, soundfont, sfz, Kontakt 3), details and photo in file: MyMusic Maker

No Name toy keyboard (wav, soundfont, Kontakt 3), details and photo in file: No Name Keyboard

LoFi Kalimba (wav, soundfont, Native Instruments Battery 3/ Kontakt 3, NuSofting DK+): LoFi Kalimba

Smallest electronic keyboard (wav, soundfont, Kontakt 3), details and photo in file: Smallest Keyboard

NanoStudio 2 version, watch the demo video:

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Broken-down clown schools, kittens, and several run-ins with the local law. Why Readers Love It

IYTTIW sample set

IYTTIW stands for "If You Think This Is Weird". A very unique set based on original trumpet samples. Its diminutive size packs a big sound. Perfect on its own or for doubling other sounds. I played and recorded some trumpet and made samples from the performance. I then resynthesized the samples to alter their timbral and spectral quality. In some, you can still hear the trumpet and there are others where their origin is well hidden.

It was originally a commercial set that is now free. It contains 41 regular multi-sampled programs without velocity. All are short sounds, no pads here. It's very well-suited for staccato playing and sequencing.

It has 551 samples for a small size of 15.7 MB and is offered in the following formats: wav, sfz, soundfont, Native Instruments Kontakt 3.5 or better (full version, not the free Player).

All formats are in this single DOWNLOAD

Kontakt 3.5 version additionally has 21 multis and 50 instruments made with the Tone and Time machines that greatly expand its sound palette. These stretched instruments usually have longer durations than the basic samples, 14 of them with sustain.

Here's an audio example using a few samples with pitch randomization: IYTTIW in QuadZamp