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"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" .

These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire:

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

— A classic take on a well-known slogan .

"Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I don’t feel so good" . "C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress"

The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous for his deadpan delivery and cynical, often transgressive humor. His voice lines, originally recorded by Rick Hunter , range from mundane errands to extreme reactions during the game's chaotic events . Most Iconic Quotes

"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" . "Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I

— Often said during rampages . "" — An escalating version of his request . Contextual Combat & Task Lines