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"Max!" Sam hollered, grabbing his partner's tail. "I told you the 'crack-fix' was a trap!"

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"Look at this, Sam!" Max shrieked, pointing a trembling claw at a pop-up. "‘Sam & Max: Season Two—Free Download!’ We’ve finally hit the big time! We’re being pirated by the masses!"

"Nonsense!" Max dove for the mouse. "I want to see our episodic adventures rendered in glorious, stolen polygons!"

With a final flash of light, Sam and Max were spat out of the monitor, landing in a heap on their office floor. The computer screen was black, save for a single line of text: Installation Failed.