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), accidentally add three high school girls to a group text containing top-secret war plans.

A parody of the " Signalgate " scandal, where Trump administration officials, including Pete Hegseth ( Andrew Dismukes ), Marco Rubio ( Marcello Hernández ), and JD Vance ( Bowen Yang ), accidentally add three high school girls to

A Weekend Update segment featuring Jane Wickline who performs a song about the disappointing reality of receiving late-night "can I come over" texts. where Trump administration officials

A game show sketch where contestants lose money if they cannot define their relationship status after having their 2:00 a.m. texts examined. Marco Rubio ( Marcello Hernández )

A classic 2012 sketch starring Eli Manning as a defendant who must prove his innocence by reading his cringeworthy, nonsensical text messages in open court.