Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan 【2026 Edition】

The desert sun beat down on the Pakistani village, but the atmosphere around Jotaro Kujo was far colder.

For hours, Steely Dan—a man whose arrogance was as loud as his flashy outfit—had treated Jotaro like a personal servant. Because Dan’s microscopic Stand, , was held hostage inside the brain of Joseph Joestar, any damage dealt to Dan would be reflected tenfold onto Jotaro’s grandfather.

Jotaro adjusted his hat, the "receipt" fluttering to the ground near Dan’s unconscious body. Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan

Dan panicked, summoning The Lovers one last time to attempt a desperate escape, but it was useless.

Jotaro had endured it all. He had served as a human bridge over a puddle, acted as a footstool, and even endured a physical beating without raising a finger. Through it all, he remained silent, his cap pulled low, scribbling something intensely into a small notebook. The desert sun beat down on the Pakistani

The power dynamic shifted in a heartbeat. Steely Dan’s face went pale, his smug grin evaporating into a mask of pure terror. He tried to laugh it off, stepping back. "Wait! Jotaro, we can talk about this! I was just joking around, you know? A little camaraderie!"

"This is a receipt," Jotaro said, his voice a low rumble. "For everything you’ve done today." Jotaro adjusted his hat, the "receipt" fluttering to

"The Lovers has been removed," a voice crackled from a nearby radio. It was Kakyoin. Inside Joseph’s brain, Hierophant Green had finally snared the parasitic Stand and dragged it into the light.

Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan 【2026 Edition】

The desert sun beat down on the Pakistani village, but the atmosphere around Jotaro Kujo was far colder.

For hours, Steely Dan—a man whose arrogance was as loud as his flashy outfit—had treated Jotaro like a personal servant. Because Dan’s microscopic Stand, , was held hostage inside the brain of Joseph Joestar, any damage dealt to Dan would be reflected tenfold onto Jotaro’s grandfather.

Jotaro adjusted his hat, the "receipt" fluttering to the ground near Dan’s unconscious body.

Dan panicked, summoning The Lovers one last time to attempt a desperate escape, but it was useless.

Jotaro had endured it all. He had served as a human bridge over a puddle, acted as a footstool, and even endured a physical beating without raising a finger. Through it all, he remained silent, his cap pulled low, scribbling something intensely into a small notebook.

The power dynamic shifted in a heartbeat. Steely Dan’s face went pale, his smug grin evaporating into a mask of pure terror. He tried to laugh it off, stepping back. "Wait! Jotaro, we can talk about this! I was just joking around, you know? A little camaraderie!"

"This is a receipt," Jotaro said, his voice a low rumble. "For everything you’ve done today."

"The Lovers has been removed," a voice crackled from a nearby radio. It was Kakyoin. Inside Joseph’s brain, Hierophant Green had finally snared the parasitic Stand and dragged it into the light.