And for the first time that week, Leo didn't care about the download speed.
Then, the music started. But it wasn't the Safety Dance. It was a high-speed, polka-remix of a local car dealership jingle, layered over the sound of a blender. The Safety Dance MP3 Download
The next day, Leo spent his entire allowance on a physical copy of Rhythm of Youth from the dusty bin at the mall. He showed up to the party with the actual CD, a sunburned face from the bike ride, and a story about how "The Safety Dance" had nearly gained sentience and destroyed his hard drive. And for the first time that week, Leo