No one has seen them since 2022, but they’ve emerged for the free snacks and to ask, "Wait, which grade is my kid in again?"

This is where the real negotiations happen. Over a plate of free poğaça and kısır , alliances are formed. You find out who has the best math tutor’s number and which parent is willing to host the next chaotic birthday party.

Their child could set the gymnasium on fire, and they’d blame the "incendiary nature of modern educational materials." The Main Event: The Teacher's Monologue