"worst Roommate Ever" | Roommate Wanted - Part 1(...

Elias, drowning in debt and currently sleeping in his Honda Civic, didn't ask questions. He didn't even mind the taxidermy. He just wanted a door that locked.

"Just... refreshing the stuffing!" Arthur chirped, sensing the gaze. "Worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(...

The next morning, Elias went to the kitchen for coffee and found his roommate meticulously organizing a collection of human teeth in a velvet-lined egg carton. Elias, drowning in debt and currently sleeping in

"The room is upstairs," Arthur whispered, his eyes never quite meeting Elias’s. "Rules are simple: No guests. No loud music. And never, under any circumstances, touch 'The Captain.'" "The Captain?" Elias asked. sensing the gaze. The next morning