The Tropical Chaos of ' You May Not Kiss the Bride ' (2011) If you've ever stumbled across a movie title that sounds like a stern warning from a priest, you likely found the 2011 romantic action-comedy You May Not Kiss the Bride . While it might not be a household name, this film packs a surprising amount of star power and slapstick energy into a plot that feels like a fever dream of mid-2000s tropes. The Bizarre Premise
The story follows Bryan Lighthouse (played by Dave Annable), an unassuming pet photographer whose life is as quiet as his subjects—until his assistant Tonya (Mena Suvari) accidentally causes a mishap with a mobster's cat. To settle the debt, Croatian crime lord Vadik Nikitin (Ken Davitian) forces Bryan into a "paper marriage" with his daughter, Masha (Katharine McPhee), so she can secure American citizenship. You May Not Kiss Bride Wiki
One of the most frequent notes on the You May Not Kiss the Bride Wiki is its "how did they get them?" cast list: Rob Hedden The Tropical Chaos of ' You May Not